I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“It was me. I let the dogs 🐾ut.”
“The 🐾 dog 🐾 has been fed. DON’T FALL FOR HIS LIES.”
“My cat thinks I’m kind of a 😍BIG DEAL😍.”
“I was the boss 🐾 until 🐾 I got a cat.“
“I wish I could text my dog.”
“Smile? I am smiling.”
“Some babies were dropped on their heads. But you were clearly thrown at a wall.”
“If you’re happy and you know it, clap your face.”
“Every silver lining has a cloud.”
“See you tomorrow? Thanks for the warning.”
“Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.”
“I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.”
“Not to brag
but I’ve been avoiding people long before the virus outbreak started.”
“I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die.”
“This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.”
“If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week.”
“I see dead people. Well technically they are stupid people, but give me a few minutes.”
“Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. Take the time and thank a stupid person for their contribution.”
“I get enough exercise pushing my luck.”
“Qualified to judge you.”
“You can all come out now, I’ve had my coffee.”
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
“Nice until proven naughty.”
"I have been good-ish all year."
“Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food? Because it’s bad for your elf!”
"What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost."
Santa Claus running with his list to the sleigh.
A reindeer:
Chill, dude - it’s just toys. It’s not like you’re delivering a vaccine or anything.
"For convenience sake, I'm considering having our family reunion in the parking lot of a liquor store."
"I can't believe I'm related to these people."
To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 87, "NO".
"You just have to take it one "are you f**** kidding me" at a time."
"I'm stuck between a rock and someone I'd like to hit it with."
"It's not that I want more shoes, it's just that they keep making them in my size."
"According to serving sizes, I'm a family of four."