I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them.
What do you sing to a cow on its birthday? Happy birthday to moo!
Don’t let your old age get you down...it’s way too hard to get back up these days!
You’re not old.
You’re chronologically gifted.
This month will be rough.
Stay strong.
I went on a date with a girl one time. And she made fun of me for my color blindness,
which is to me a HUGE grey flag.
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
Ignore responsibilities
Lie on floor
When the going gets weird,
the weird turn pro.
you want to see in the world.
(terms and conditions apply)
The spirit is willing,
but the wifi is weak.
The way I stay indoors,
I’m slowly becoming furniture.
Time is precious…
waste it wisely.
is the day that coffee
needs coffee before I do.
I wasn't even finished with my Saturday yet.
Climate change.
Just in case someone wanna lie about May 2nd, 1858.
And now we can’t use nicknames at work anymore.
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them.
Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever.
They all seem so happy…
When someone says get a grip, apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant.