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❤️🙂 me on 10 december 2022...

"Dear Santa, Is it too late to be good?..."
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"Dear Santa, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer?"
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"We are changing it up a bit this Christmas, we are actually going to allow my mother-in-law in this time."
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❤️🙂 goooood morning! rise and shine!

"Dear Santa, I don't know what you heard, but..."
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@ Cwillie,
About the hoodie, what does it mean?
It means that whether it was your boyfriend's hoodie, (of course he could not admit it), or the builder's hoodie
they cannot be seen wearing it again.
Everybody knows it is the attire of robbers, porch pirates, and the unibomber.

Have you checked the local news?

Either that or his other girlfriend already got him another hoodie, in a different color, so of course he cannot be seen wearing the old one.
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❤️🙂 goooodnight from here!

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“Work hard at relaxing and feeling good. It’s one of the most productive things you can do.”
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“Does anyone else’s family have designated seats at the table and designated spots on the sofa, or are mine just weird?”
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“There are two kinds of people:
1. Happy morning people.
2. Cranky morning people who fantasize about killing the happy morning people.”
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“People keep telling me that the right person will come along… Honestly, I think mine got hit by a truck.”
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Watch out ladies!
When when visiting family over the holidays there may be charming, flannel clad men who never left your home town
who will attempt to swindle you out of your high paying city job
and rope you into a boring, traditional suburban relationship.
Don't fall for it!
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I've been wearing my boyfriend's hoodie around the house for the past week. I tried to give it back last night but BF said "that's not my hoodie".

Realized with horror that I've been wearing our builder's hoodie. In front of the builder. I even had a little sleep in it at one point, came out of my room and said good morning to the builder. Wearing his clothes.

After realizing my mistake I put hoodie in the room the builder's been working on. He put it in the living room when he left. What does this mean?

Am I going out with the builder now?
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"Dear Santa,
I've been very good for the last week or so. Let's just focus on that.
Xxxooo"
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“What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.“
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”Why are elves such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of elf-confidence.”
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“What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.”
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“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a Claus!“
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"Do you know what I got for xmas? Fat. I got fat."
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"Dear Santa, please leave presents. Take brother."
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"So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag ... OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??"
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I do all my own stunts
Never intentionally
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“Dear Santa, before I explain, how much do you know already?”
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“My death will probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time.”
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“I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.”
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“Arrogance and stupidity all in one package. How efficient of you.”
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“[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot.”
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"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
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"Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid."
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"Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female."
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"Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it."
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"There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
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