I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“Where can I download motivation?”
“On those truly insane days, apply face directly to wall.”
“I’ve just been diagnosed with NCD. No Can Do.”
hi bandy7, not my problem that you have a problem with it.
have a GREAT sunday!! enjoy it!! 🥰
“The path to inner peace begins with four words: not my *** problem.”
i loved your jokes, sendhelp, poodle, inmyshoes. made me crack up. 🙂
have an AWESOME sunday everyone!
“Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think…oh*** it’s the cops!”
“Caution:
When someone says get a grip, apparently around the neck is NOT what they meant.”
“Oh boyyy, who left the bag of idiots open?”
“Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them.”
“If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple ‘thank’ you is all I need.
Not all this ‘how did you get in my house?’ business.”
“The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.”
“All you knead is love.”
“Bakers make the world smell better.”
“I loaf you dough much!”
“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must also have peanut butter.”
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
“You can always tell when a man’s well-informed. His views are pretty much like your own.”
“IF I AM SILENT it’s because there’s thunder inside me. Or I’m just chillin, it depends. May the odds be ever in your favor.”
“Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.”
“Someone just honked to get out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.”
“If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.”
“I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.”
“I found out that saying, ‘There, there little girl,’ to an angry grown man only makes things worse.”
“I HATE having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a really disgusted stare from my seat on the couch.”
“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.”
Mood 24:7”
“Hey, are you a software update? Because not now.”