I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.
It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.
Cop:
That’s not how field sobriety tests work.
I’m not even on drugs. I’m just weird.
The only members of your family you actually like.
What’s the difference between animals and humans?
Animals would never choose the dumbest among them to lead them.
Correct me if you’re wrong.
Did you know?
You can’t blink while smiling…
Just kidding.
I just wanna make you smile. You’re so cute.
I love you from the bottom of my left ventricle.
I’d really appreciate it if you’d start stalking me back.
Interviewer: Mr. Williams, why do you think there’s not so much comedy in Germany?
Robin: Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?
An autobiography
4 days without wifi and it’s game over.
You can’t make somebody love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Just when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
The answer you’re looking for is inside of you,
but it’s wrong.
So many bad choices
so little time.
we like eating salads.
I snack so my kitchen doesn’t get lonely between meals.
If at first you don’t succeed,
find a snack.
Keep your friends close
and your snacks even closer.
Coffee because…
murder is wrong!