I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
the reason you are alive
is that air is free.
He started calling his wife 'Mother of Six", in spite of her objections.
One night, as he was ready to leave a party, he shouts out loudly
for his wife:
"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
His wife, frustrated by his lack of discretion, shouted back:
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
STUPIDITY is the same.
And that's why life is hard....🤔
Share your faith at the Thanksgiving dinner.
“To dress up as Winnie the Pooh, all you need is a short red t-shirt and confidence.”
Someone replied: “I tried that one year and some guys dressed up in cop’s uniforms came and wrestled me to the ground.”
But when I do these days,
it is because I missed the exit.
I knew if the jokes got bad enuff that you would return soon to save us.”
:) haha, thanks for making me laugh, sendhelp. i needed that.
Saturday fright fever.
2. Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because all the other days are week days.
3. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
4. If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
Then it would be a sadder day (Saturday)
5. John Travolta tested negative for Coronavirus last night.
Turns out is was just a Saturday Night Fever.
I knew if the jokes got bad enuff that you would return soon to save us.
:)
1. Q: Where do bugs get off the train?
A: At the infestation.
2. Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny
3. People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
4. My friend and I opened a gym for ants. He thinks the business is failing and wants to quit, but I refused and told him, “no way; we’re still working out the bugs!”
5. Q: Why are frogs always so happy?
A: They eat whatever is bugging them.
6. Q: What do you call a bug that hesitates before biting something?
A: A nervous tick.
Somedays you're a bug.
Somedays you're a windshield.
it becomes
aware wolf.
As he ages, this will not improve.
“If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.”
Nothing in this world so valuable as peace of mind. Keep these coming!
if you ever feel bad, call me. i promise to sing for you. then you can decide what’s worse.
bundle of joy
That is so true!
“I’m too busy to tell people how busy I am.”
But, someone has to say this.
I'm proud of you.
Remember three things.
1. “Damn the torpedoes,”
2. "Take no prisoners!"
3. "Frankly, don't give a damn about their reactions!"