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Never let it be
the reason you are alive
is that air is free.
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A man who had 6 children was so very proud!
He started calling his wife 'Mother of Six", in spite of her objections.

One night, as he was ready to leave a party, he shouts out loudly
for his wife:
"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"

His wife, frustrated by his lack of discretion, shouted back:
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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COURAGE is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.

STUPIDITY is the same.


And that's why life is hard....🤔
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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.
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How to save money on gift giving at Christmas:

Share your faith at the Thanksgiving dinner.
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Saw on Reddit regarding Halloween costumes.

“To dress up as Winnie the Pooh, all you need is a short red t-shirt and confidence.”

Someone replied: “I tried that one year and some guys dressed up in cop’s uniforms came and wrestled me to the ground.”
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Welcome back BOJ! We’ve missed you.
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I don't usually go the extra mile.

But when I do these days,
it is because I missed the exit.
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“BOJ!
I knew if the jokes got bad enuff that you would return soon to save us.”

:) haha, thanks for making me laugh, sendhelp. i needed that.
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1. What do Ghosts suffer from?
Saturday fright fever.

2. Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because all the other days are week days.

3. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.

4. If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
Then it would be a sadder day (Saturday)

5. John Travolta tested negative for Coronavirus last night.
Turns out is was just a Saturday Night Fever.
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BOJ!
I knew if the jokes got bad enuff that you would return soon to save us.
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big hugs to all! and thanks for your sweet words!! i’ll return, of course.

:)
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Getting desperate for jokes....
1. Q: Where do bugs get off the train?
A: At the infestation.
2. Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny
3. People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
4. My friend and I opened a gym for ants. He thinks the business is failing and wants to quit, but I refused and told him, “no way; we’re still working out the bugs!”
5. Q: Why are frogs always so happy?
A: They eat whatever is bugging them.
6. Q: What do you call a bug that hesitates before biting something?
A: A nervous tick.
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Life!

Somedays you're a bug.

Somedays you're a windshield.
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Bundle of Joy... thinking of you! You are sorely missed!
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Do you think Bundle of Joy will be back soon?
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When you teach a wolf to meditate,
it becomes
aware wolf.
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For an adult-rated version of turkey, this year cut an orange or lemon in half. Sneak the two halves under the skin and then cook them with the meat.
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I refuse to be the turkey this year!
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Just realized that my husband is not perfect.
As he ages, this will not improve.
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Ah, bundleofjoy, another gem:

“If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.”

Nothing in this world so valuable as peace of mind. Keep these coming!
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dear best friend,

if you ever feel bad, call me. i promise to sing for you. then you can decide what’s worse.

bundle of joy
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InMyShoes,
That is so true!
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Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent and better-looking than those who don't; according to a study I made up.
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These are so cute. Going to Pass them around and bring a smile to my family and friends. Thanks everyone
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Great idea! If you don’t laugh sometimes you’ll cry lot!!!
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❤️🙂

“I’m too busy to tell people how busy I am.”
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I was buying a car the other day and my salesman told me I would give an aspirin a headache. LOL. I always do some negotiating when purchasing a vehicle.
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Some may find this funny?

But, someone has to say this.


I'm proud of you.


Remember three things.


1. “Damn the torpedoes,”

2. "Take no prisoners!"

3. "Frankly, don't give a damn about their reactions!"
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An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Well, actually, it will keep anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
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