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🙂 "Would whoever has my voodoo doll, please give it a rest."

"There are 3 levels of pain: pain, excruciating pain, and stepping on a Lego."

"Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path."

"If I had to rate my stress I'd say I'm pretty close to 2007 Britney Spears."

"The older I get, the meaner I get. I'm sure it won't be long before I start biting people."

"I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes." 🙂
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🙂 Wise words:

“This is how you love yourself. Instead of begging for the pain to go away, you choose to hear what your pain is begging of you.”

“You will never speak to anyone more than you speak to yourself in your head. Be kind to yourself.”

“The only people who get upset when you set boundaries are those who benefited from you having none.”

“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
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❤️ “Some people can't believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first."

🙂 "Be careful how you are talking to yourself, because you are listening."

🙂 "Be different, stand out, and work your butt off."
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“Wish you were here.”
—Jaws
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“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
—Jaws
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🙂 True story.

"Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here."
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“I see it
I like it
I want it
I check the price
I put it back.”
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🙂 "When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.”
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🙂 "If Tuesday were a movie, it would be called Monday Part 2.”
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🙂 "When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day."
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dear llamalover :),

🙂 i know.
🙂 i was joking around, because i wrote the quote very late in the day, “My coffee needs me, I must get out of bed. Happy Sunday!”
meaning, that i could be in a variety of time zones (on either side of the Atlantic Ocean).

hugs!! :)
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BOJ: The 'pond' reference is the Atlantic Ocean.
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❤️ “Be someone’s Sunday.”

🙂 “My coffee needs me, I must get out of bed. Happy Sunday!”
(dear llamalover…NOW which time zone do you think i’m in? in the pond, across the pond, above the pond, no pond? 🙂)

“I swear it was like Friday 9 minutes ago.”

“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”

“The truth is, most of us discover where we’re heading, when we arrive.”

🙂 “Enjoy your Sunday like a pro.”
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BOJ: Thanks.
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🙂 i think this is my new favorite quote: "I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on."

can't wait to hear the soundtrack!

bundle of joy 🙂
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🙂 i hope everyone's saturday's going great!

here some quotes on music:

"MUSIC - the other non-addictive, mood-altering, non-substance. Ask your doctor if music is right for you. Common side-effects include, but are not limited to, uncontrolled head bobbing, toe tapping, finger snapping and persistent melody flashbacks."

"A day without music...Just kidding. I have no idea what that's like."

"My neighbours listen to good music whether they like it or not."

🙂 "I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on."
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dear llamalover :),

hugs! some more quotes:

🙂 "I'm always one time zone behind myself."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming."

"In life, your greatest wealth is not your money, but your time."

"To make time fly, throw your watch out the window."

"I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee." 🙂
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BOJ: You must be ' 'cross the pond.'
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🙂 “I’m not the one to brag but I totally got out of bed today. Happy Saturday!”
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🙂 "I wasn't planning on going for a run today. But those cops came out of nowhere."
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"Funny positive affirmations:

-My mistakes don't define me. My jokes do.
-Be like a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet from inside.
-I'm intelligent. The thing is, I'm still getting ready.
-I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
-I don't care how much you don't like me: last I checked, the road to heaven isn't through your yard.
-Weird is a side-effect of awesome."
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🙂 
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
BLINK
Monday
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🙂 "If at first you don't succeed, try drinking a glass of wine. You'll be amazed at how much less you care."
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"I'm so sad it's Friday, I wish it were Monday..."
said no one in history ever!

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🙂 "I came, I saw, I started to conquer...but I got tired and took a nap."
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:) "Happy Friday!!!! Friday is my second favorite F word. My first is food. Definitely food."

:) have an awesome weekend everyone,

bundle of joy :)
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:) "Just remember: 'Hey, it's Friday'...is a valid excuse for almost anything today."
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🙂 "Is it just me or does coffee taste better on Friday mornings?"
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"It's Thursday...Or as I like to call it...'Day 4 of the hostage situation.'"

"...if you stand on your tippy-toes, you can see Friday!"

"It's Thursday and it really feels like Thursday. Sometimes things just work out."

"Some people call it Thursday. I call it Friday Eve."
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:) "Happy Thursday! Or as I like to think of it, pre Friday."
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