I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"One of the best ways to make other people happy is to be happy yourself."
;) "I just checked my account balance at the ATM. It printed me a coupon for ramen noodles."
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...she hugged me."
"You're know you're an adult when you get excited to just go home."
:)
"I'm stuck between 'I need to save money' and 'You only live once'."
"Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy."
;) "Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
:) "If you love someone let them go. If they come back with pizza it was meant to be."
“Start this Sunday with a clean heart. No doubt, no fear, no worry. Today give yourself a break. Happy Sunday!”
:)
Seeks single yellow sponge
For dirty weekend fun
"Pandas. Proof that you can eat just bamboo and still be fat."
"Sometimes I just want to be a panda, so I could eat & sleep all day, and still be cute."
Panda says, "If you only do what you can do, you'll never be more than you're now."
"Apparently pandas eat like 80 pounds of bamboo a day. It's a good thing they don't eat tacos or we'd be screwed."
here are some quotes about caregivers:
"That embarrassing moment when you almost run to help an elderly stranger use a public toilet. Because...it's habit, ya know?"
"Me time? Oh yes, thanks for reminding me. It's #582 on my to-do list."
"Being a caregiver is a work of heart."
:) "I never dreamed I would be the best freakin' caregiver in the world but here I am..."
(please everyone, give yourself that award)
:)
:) "Self-care isn't selfish."
hugs from me!! :)
bundle of joy :)
:) "You are llamazing."
"I haven't been so excited about the weekend since last weekend."
"Today is Saturday, which means that today I'll be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking."
"If this weekend goes as planned, it will not include any actual plans."
The thief said: "I need money to make the payments on this gun." 😵
A receding hare line.
Venting prevents me from free rides in the back of a cop car.
Face your problems don't vent. (Clearly, I'm a big fan of this one).
Venting every feeling isn't mature. Learning to deal with unpleasant feelings is an important aspect of maturity. (Emmm...f*ck this one).
If you have to talk to more than 3 people about the same problem, you don't want help, you want attention.
If I can punch you in the throat without moving my feet, you're in my personal space.
;)
Whoever said "words will never hurt me", you're right. Words kill instead.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
This site was the BEST part of my day!!
Keep it up, thank you 🤣 see ya tomorrow .....
:) "Hope your week is full of laughter, smiles and lots of sunshiny days!"