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:) “It’s Sunday…Therefore I’m 100% motivated, energetic, to do nothing today!”
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“Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home…we both had a good laugh.”
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"I can't decide if people who wear pyjamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest."
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1. Go to the gym
2. Take 500 pictures
3. Post a different one every day
4. Never go to the gym again.
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“That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nikes and you can’t do it.”
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:) “My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad.”
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“I wear black when I workout because it’s a funeral for my fat.”
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:) “I wake up every day planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says, “Haha, good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.”
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“Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you.”
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:) “If someone tells you it can’t be done, smile & graciously agree, then go work twice as hard to prove them wrong twice as fast.”
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“It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.”
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:) “I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”
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:) “If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so that your failure is statistically relevant.”
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;) “I like failure because it’s SO easy to achieve!”
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Happy Anniversary everyone :)

Watt's inner name? ...

- a nose by any other grain would smell as wheat.

Ah, Spakesheare.
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Send: Good one.
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APRIL FOOLS DAY IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR!
With all that's going on, no made up prank could exceed the insanity going on in the world at this time.
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:) “Happiness is eating an entire pizza in front of a friend who’s on a diet.”
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:) “I love you more than food, ok maybe not food but I still love you.”
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I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day.

Just kidding, I do.
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:) "Happy April Fool's Day! Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day."
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What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes?

Prankenstein.
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What did April Fools’ Day say after it won an award?

Prank you.
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:) "Dear luck, can we be friends in 2022?"
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:) "I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck."
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"The risk I took was calculated. But man, am I bad at math."
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:) "If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong."
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"'Totally mad,' he said, 'utter nonsense.' But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense."
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:) “Friendship is the ability to talk total nonsense…and have that nonsense respected.”
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:) “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.”
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