I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Dad: no answer
When we cut you open, your insides were a mess. So we rearranged your organs to maximize your feng shui.
She explains:
In this economy, alien abduction is the only vacation I can afford.
:) Hi! My name is Stopthat. Sometimes they call me Getbackhere.
But I’ll cook.
Poodle
they all know that i'm a terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible cook (was that enough r's?). i just want to kindly eliminate doubt.
-my dogs know it
-my cats know it
-my friends know it
-i lived in many countries (every country i lived in, knows it)
-i don't know it
anywayyyy, i want to point out the positive:
"Many have eaten my cooking and gone on to lead normal lives."