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:) “If I’m silent it’s because there’s thunder inside me. Or I’m just chillin, it depends. May the odds be ever in your favor.”
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:) "Don't give others the power to control your emotions. Those are only yours and it is only for you to manipulate."
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"Freak out your neighbours by renaming your wifi to 'FBI Surveillance Van'."
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:) "You can't control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that."
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:) "As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible."
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“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
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:) “Sometimes I wonder if I met everyone in my life in the wrong order.”
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;) “Sometimes I lay awake at night and wonder, ‘Where did I go wrong?’ Then a voice comes to me and says, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’”
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:) hugs, polarbear!
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boj- I do. For real. Haha.

Once, I gave the wrong directions to a older woman and her 2 young grandkids. They were walking to a park that was several blocks away. After 10 minutes or so, I realized my mistake. I drove towards the wrong direction which I showed them, and luckily found them walking haplessly in the opposite direction of the park. I pulled up, told them what happened and offered to drive them to the park. Phew! I was so glad I could fix that mistake.

Another time, an older man driving from out of town asked me for directions. He was not so fortunate. I sometimes wonder what happened to him, whether he swore at me later on for telling him to go straight and eventually run into the street he was looking for which happened to run parallel to street I told him to stay on.

I don’t give directions anymore. 😀
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“Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.”
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:) "I'm a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. Someday I'm going to be awesome."
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Poodledoodle, I agree with you. Why should we waste our time stopping to ask directions when we use that time to drive around seeing new, out of the way places?
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:) “Life is what happens between wifi signals.”
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:) Haha, I’m a man and I also never ask for directions. I wonder what it is about us…
my father neither…
my uncle neither…
my grandfather neither…
my nephews…

Ok, I think you get the point.
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Two fish walking on the shore. Ocean behind them.

One fish to another:

Great, now we’re on land! Why won’t you ever ask for directions?
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:) "After many years of studying my geography book, I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23."
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Officer:
I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here.

Driver:
I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!
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"I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does."
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:) "Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you."
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"Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already."
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:) "When someone yells stop, I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers."
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:) "Sometimes the 1st step to forgiveness...is realizing that the other person is completely stupid."
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"The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well."
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“I’ll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow.”
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“Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.”
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:) isthisrealyreal,

good one, but i’m not sure i’d say that to someone. who would you direct that to?

have a great day everyone! :)
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Notry.. my new truck does this.. I asked it where the dang coffee maker was!
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You know that you are in need of it when driving when your dash lights up with an image of a hot cup of coffee and asks you do you need a cup?
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boj,

"You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.”

No, it's okay, it's such a short trip for you! Really, I don't mind! :-)
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