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:) “I’m not totally useless. I can be used as an bad example.”
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:) “Don’t believe everything you think.”
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hello notrydoyoda :),

i must feed you more quotes.

“Pay attention in English class I do not. Speak my own way I will.”

“Sexy I am. Know this I do.”

“The stupid is strong in this one.”

“Already know you that which you need.”

:)
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bundleofjoy,

Yes and my wife could once forget while doing something else with me and suddenly start talking about her therapist or our children. I look back on that now and laugh.
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“1. Going to bed early. 2. Not leaving the house. 3. Not going to a party…My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.”
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:) “Spring, where have you been all winter?”
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notrydoyoda, you mentioned, forgotten?

:) bundle of joy to the rescue with quotes about forgetting.

“Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.”

“Recipe for iced coffee. 1. Have kids. 2. Make coffee. 3. Forget you made coffee. 4. Drink it cold.”

”Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.”

:)
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If you watch a lot of the "clean wholesome" movies from back in the early half of the 20th century you'll find many are full of double ententes, no doubt delighting those who got it yet sailing right over the heads of children and those less sophisticated.
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Sex? I have 6 bottles of unused viagra. My body has forgotten what making love is.
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SEX

Now that I have your attention, don’t forget to love yourself, eat healthy, read books that will give you wisdom, and live in the moment.

:)
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Naughty suggestions from Mae West:
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I feel like a million tonight (but one at a time).

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.

Poor woman! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he’s a ruler.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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She was a very clever woman. How to shock without any obscenities!
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:) “Happiness is…taking control of your own happiness.”
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:) “Happiness is…someone with whom you can talk of books, philosophy and the beauty of life.”
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:) “Happiness is…being weird every now and then.”
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:) “Happiness is…laughing so hard that you think you might die.”
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:) "Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions."
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"I don't sing in the shower. I perform."
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:) "May your weekend be full of inappropriate behavior and fun."
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"10% of conflict is due to difference in opinion, and 90% is due to delivery & tone of voice."
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It's ok I am watching cat videos instead of studying, right? 😸
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“Tomorrow (noun). A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.”
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“It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.”
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:) “Time is precious…Waste it wisely.”
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:) “They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.”
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“The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.”
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:) “I’m multi-tasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.”
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“Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.”
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“Oh, so you wanna argue? Bring it. I got my caps lock ON.”
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“Ways to start an argument online: 1. Express your opinion. 2. Wait.”
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hi hisbestfriend :),

“Have a smiley day, Bundle! :)”

thanks!! :) :)

“I love your outlook on almost everything”

i’ll tell you a secret:

i have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but i don’t always agree with them :).
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