I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Our loan has been approved....
and
We are closing.....
On a full tank of gas tomorrow.
I know, right!
If you think flattery will get you anywhere, then you’re right.
I don’t know. You tell me!
Ah, the alcoholic drink I gave you is finally working.
Two words: plastic surgery!
Thanks, but the spell breaks at midnight.
Well, I used this technique called ‘Furo Fushi no Jutsu’. It’s also called ‘Immortality Jutsu’ and ‘Transference Ritual’. And yeah, I learned it from the evil, legendary ninja, Orochimaru.
Is that the best you’ve got? Flatter me more.
I don’t know. Ask the mirror on the wall who’s the cutest of them all.
Well, it took me years of practice to achieve the current level of cuteness. I’m showcasing to the world.