I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I got it at an art fair probably 30-odd years ago.
”Compete until your haters brag
they know you.”
I wonder if they have ever heard of 9-5 and know what that means for their
life growing up?
Hugs back to you!
hug, sendhelp!
Forgot to announce it.
Too late now.
“Excited to announce that I have just about had it.”
—History
“What did I say to annoy you?
I may want to say it again.”
How do you show your wife who’s the boss in your home?
Hold a mirror up to her face.
“You CAN have everything you want…But sometimes you have to change what you want.”
By Ray King
“People who sleep all night without waking up, how does it feel to be God’s favorites?”
Sometimes it’s better to be alone,
especially when you have food.
"If I could turn back time..."
Well, now we all can turn back time this Sunday.
She is working from home,
and will call in to give us instructions
on what to do.
"If no one from the future came to stop you, how bad can it be?"
why?
it is so bad on so many levels
“Dear Santa,
It was just 🎅🏻 a phase…”
"When in doubt,
blame Monday."
“I decided to kill off a few characters
in the book I'm writing.
I feel it will really spice up my autobiography.”
Do you ever wake up,
kiss the person sleeping beside you,
feel glad that you’re alive?
Well…
I just did
and apparently I won’t be allowed on this airline again.
—Newton’s lesser known fourth law
Caregiver flu:
It’s like the regular flu, except no one cares.
Common sense is so rare these days, it is qualified as a super power.
I have hor*rible taste in men.
If I have ever liked you, please work on yourself.
"Yes, I saw it" he says.
Officer says: "then why didn't you stop?"
Trucker answers: "Because I didn't see you."
You are enough.
We don't need more of you.