I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Where's the punchline?
LOL
Light yellow, yellow is ok, if it's clear and not cloudy.
being a bartender is
figuring out who is drunk
and who is just stupid
When you're dead
you don't know you are dead,
all of the pain is felt by others.
The same thing happens
when you are stupid
I was talking one day with an elderly lady about our “golden years”. She said “The only thing golden is our pee.”
White vinegare is diluted acetic acid, no fermentation.
Thats what I found years ago, maybe new information but I don't care enough to look.
All vinegar helps to alkalize our bodies, some just offer additional benefits.
Common Types of Vinegar
Distilled White Vinegar. White vinegar is the most common type of vinegar used in America, and there's a good chance it's sitting in your kitchen right now. ...
Apple Cider Vinegar. ...
Balsamic Vinegar. ...
White Wine Vinegar. ...
Red Wine Vinegar. ...
Rice Vinegar. ...
Malt Vinegar. ...
Red Rice Vinegar.
I use white vinegar to rinse my dishes, diluted of course.
It is because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Yes, we want to do that-keep the doctors away!
I understand ACV should be diluted, but do we ingest it or use it as a douche?
Disclaimer: It is a joke, not meant to make fun of those who recommend
ACV or those who take it.
As Gretchen Rubin says “The Days are Long, But the Years are Short”.
I’d like to meet the man who invented beer and see what he’s working on now.
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me s***."
Toyoda.😊
The German Kaiser asked the Swiss ambassador in Berlin: “What would Switzerland do if I invaded with 500 000 soldiers?”
The ambassador replied: “Shoot twice and go home
The old woman at the next table leaned over and informed him "it's pronounced quiche, dear".
It's spam.
In the beginning there was nothing. The Lord said ‘Let there be light’. And there still was nothing, but at least you could see it.
Get caffeinated by whatever beans necessary!
It’s the only planet with chocolate!
“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one copy.”
One day while she and her friend were out, there was a knock at the front door and parrot responded "Who is it?"
"It's the gas man, come to read your meter" the visitor replied.
"Who is it?" came the parrot again, and again the same reply, "It's the gas man, come to read your meter".
This went on for hours until the lady and friend returned to find the man unconscious, and slumped on the front porch.
She was a little perplexed when her friend asked "Who is it?" and the parrot replied "It's the gas man, come to read your meter".
But then, I realize the man was created from dust.
you read the top line wrong?