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Where's the punchline?

LOL
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Once your urine turns "golden", it is time to test it for a UTI.
Light yellow, yellow is ok, if it's clear and not cloudy.
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One of the hardest parts about
being a bartender is
figuring out who is drunk
and who is just stupid


When you're dead
you don't know you are dead,
all of the pain is felt by others.
The same thing happens
when you are stupid
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raking leaves is Mother Nature's way of getting you in shape to shovel snow
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True story:
I was talking one day with an elderly lady about our “golden years”. She said “The only thing golden is our pee.”
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97yearoldmom, is that why our kids grew up so fast? Long days, short years?
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Cwillie, it is the fermentation process that creates probiotic properties and the mother is a prebiotic (fiber).

White vinegare is diluted acetic acid, no fermentation.

Thats what I found years ago, maybe new information but I don't care enough to look.

All vinegar helps to alkalize our bodies, some just offer additional benefits.
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I like the magical powers of white rice vinegar on salads!
Common Types of Vinegar
Distilled White Vinegar. White vinegar is the most common type of vinegar used in America, and there's a good chance it's sitting in your kitchen right now. ...
Apple Cider Vinegar. ...
Balsamic Vinegar. ...
White Wine Vinegar. ...
Red Wine Vinegar. ...
Rice Vinegar. ...
Malt Vinegar. ...
Red Rice Vinegar.

I use white vinegar to rinse my dishes, diluted of course.
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Cwillie,
It is because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Yes, we want to do that-keep the doctors away!
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Send, what I've never understood is why vinegar made from apples has some kind of special power that other kinds of vinegar don't have 🤔
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About those special supplements and recommendations....
I understand ACV should be diluted, but do we ingest it or use it as a douche?







Disclaimer: It is a joke, not meant to make fun of those who recommend
ACV or those who take it.
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Hallah

As Gretchen Rubin says “The Days are Long, But the Years are Short”.
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I thought growing old would take longer.
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One for the guys from my computer this morning:

I’d like to meet the man who invented beer and see what he’s working on now.
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me s***."
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After Joe’s wife accidentally swallowed his prostate medication, their daughter called a pharmacist to ask whether there was any cause for alarm. He replied, “Only if she starts hanging out at hardware stores and buys a lot of power tools.”
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What car does a Jedi drive?

Toyoda.😊
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During WW1, Switzerland had small army of 250,000 soldiers. They were very skilled marksmen.
The German Kaiser asked the Swiss ambassador in Berlin: “What would Switzerland do if I invaded with 500 000 soldiers?”
The ambassador replied: “Shoot twice and go home
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I'll share a joke that what made at the expense of my mother. We were at Red Lobster and she was enjoying one of their cheese biscuits. She said "I feel like I've died and gone to heaven". I responded, "if only". We both laughed. That was probably 10 years ago. She is now 89 y/o so clearly she is sticking around.
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When Bill asked the waitress for a quickie he was flabbergasted when she slapped him!
The old woman at the next table leaned over and informed him "it's pronounced quiche, dear".
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If you ever get an email about pork, salt, ham, and preservatives, don't open it!

It's spam.
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My computer this morning:
In the beginning there was nothing. The Lord said ‘Let there be light’. And there still was nothing, but at least you could see it.
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It's national coffee day!
Get caffeinated by whatever beans necessary!
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A secretary with certain colored hair (blonde?) was seen at the copy machine running off blank sheets of paper. When asked by a fellow worker what she was doing, the secretary replied “I was down to my last sheet of typing paper and Joe said I could get some over at the copy machine.”
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Dr Pepper is a fizzicist.
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Save the earth!

It’s the only planet with chocolate!
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A young engineer who graduated with distinction was leaving the office at 3:45 p.m. when he found the acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one copy.”
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A lady eventually trained her parrot to say "Who is it?".
One day while she and her friend were out, there was a knock at the front door and parrot responded "Who is it?"
"It's the gas man, come to read your meter" the visitor replied.
"Who is it?" came the parrot again, and again the same reply, "It's the gas man, come to read your meter".
This went on for hours until the lady and friend returned to find the man unconscious, and slumped on the front porch.
She was a little perplexed when her friend asked "Who is it?" and the parrot replied "It's the gas man, come to read your meter".
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Sometimes. I get to feeling like a left-over rib when it comes to my husband.

But then, I realize the man was created from dust.
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What I if told you

you read the top line wrong?
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