I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Chocolate is my favorite
food group.
As the moon rises, one notices a bright light that does not move.
One asks if that is a drone.
Another says it's a comet, but comets don't stay still.
After one is told, it is a planet, one responds that one does not keep up with plants.
Something that goes in one year and out the other.
tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf.
To spend less time on the web.
I know someone with a terrible fear of giants....
Feefiphobia
Santa leaving Ottawa, Ontario, Canada and heading to Albany, N.Y.
Last seen over Norway, just after Copenhagen, Denmark.
Sleigh is a bit overloaded with coal this year.
Headed towards your house!
Happy Christmas to everyone, love from Margaret
Go, Rudolph
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner
Blitzen
Norad tracker has them over Dubrovnik, Croatia just now.
Perfect! ROTFLMAO
Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Everytime your child acts up throw one of them in the fireplace
Santa lying on a sofa:
"When I was a kid, my parents told me I didn't exist."
Please forgive the following, a joke.
My dH and I were discussing pets.
We often bring up "they are eating the pets".
Dh said that no one on Aging Care will get this joke, not ever.
Joke is:
"They are serving the pets at a high-end Mira Lago restaurant now."
Absolutely NO ONE is coming over for Christmas dinner.
the names of the two Turkeys pardoned in 2024.
I am awake today.
And, I am not happy about it.
It's going to be everybody's problem.
They are not eating the cats,
they are not eating the pets of the people that live there.
They are eating the turkeys now.
She’s had so many falls outside walking to her car in the parking lot , resulting in going to the ER this year ( complete with CT Scans each time because she’s on blood thinners )……. that MIL said this time the ER doctor suggested Assisted Living . I thought it was funny , even the ER doctor agrees with DH and I .
Wow! Following morning, the extension cord to the microwave is short and on the table. Oh thank goodness the switch is off. I leave the breakfast time tablets on the table and go back to bed. I go to put on a load of washing. Machine not working. It occurs that l should check the switch board. Well l finally get it.
Rat prefers meal with zing to ratsack. Thank goodness for cut off switches. Mum first saw wire and dead friend. She is up and l refer to cut cord while she points out dead rat.
This adventure happened over about 6 months. I still clean the cage, when she goes to club as dementia means she won't attend to it. Thankfully, she feeds them and l check water levels. She can't really look after them and they have never been socialised, consequently they are prisioners. Long story short rats and Mum are amazing survivors working with what they have.
is they will not sell furniture to people
who can not escape a labyrinth
maybe I'll come - I'm not coming
I'll let you know - I'm not coming
I'm not sure yet - I'm very sure I'm not coming
I'll try and come - I won't be trying anything
Ill think about it - I don't need to think about anything, I'm not coming
outlived Richard Simmons
really makes me question this whole
healthy eating and exercise thing
there's some form of potato that can make it better