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Oh, Goodie. Now I can tell my BLONDE joke.

Three dumb blondes are walking on the beach when they find a genie bottle. One picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
"Well," says the Genie, I usually give three wishes to the person who finds me, but seeing that there are THREE of you, I can only give you one wish each.
The first dumb blonde says "I am so sick of being called a dumb blonde, and I want to be smarter".
Poof
And the first dumb blonde is now a redhead, and she is quite a lot smarter.
The second dumb blonde pops right up with "Well, I want to be SMARTER than the redhead" and there is a loud poof. And the second blonde is a lovely brunette. And she is smarter than the blonde left, and the redhead as well. With this the third dumb blonde says "Well! I am perfect HAPPY being a dumb blonde and I would like to be even dumber. I would like to be the dumbest thing ever."
There is another loud and smokey poof.
And the Redhead and Brunette look through the smoke at the third dumb blonde.......................................
who is now a man.
There! I fancy I have got myself in trouble with EVERYONE of every gender and shall put myself out for JUDGEMENT!
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Send,

Amen! Jesus has his work cut out for him. Most people believe all are sinners.

Let the one who hasn’t sinned cast the first stone, right? I feel sorry for people who constantly feel the need to judge others, wagging their fingers at everyone...very sad.

Loved your joke! It was funny!
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“I have not come to call the righteous,” Jesus concluded, “but sinners” (Luke 5:31-32 NIV).
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Love it, ALVA! It’s a joke page!!! It’s not about being a believer or not.

Hey, good rule of thumb! Stop reading. Always knew that you were a smart woman with tons of wisdom!

Love your sense of humor! 😊
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Gershun,

It is the joke site. Lots of laughs! Some good, some not to everyone else’s taste.
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Of course this infamous atheist absolutely ADORES SendHelp's joke!
I always stop reading as soon as the self-righteous say "You SHOULD................"
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Sigh......

This is the joke thread right?

Just checking.🤔
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Needhelp you should learn to practice what you preach.

Apparently I am not allowed to have my opinion.

When someone posts scriptures and then post something like that, I think it is a shame.
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Death does make you closer to God,
because now you don't exist either.
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This is the twilight zone?
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Gershun,

Totally second your comment! No harm done and Send should certainly feel no shame.

It’s great to share humor. Everyone is allowed have their own taste. Less judgement on little things is needed.

Your remark was refreshing to read, Gershun 😊.
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on different levels of noise.
The librarian says, "Sure, what Volume would you like?"
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30 this morning.
Can you believe that - 2.30 in the morning?!!!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes
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Yes! Gershun.
And this too:

paradoxical

incongruous

odd

strange

weird

peculiar
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I know you were just being "Ironic" Send. No harm done!
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Dealing with an Elderly Parent's Bad Behavior - AgingCare.com
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Yeah, I should be. Just passing on published jokes from online.
🤣🙃😓🍌🙊🙉🙈
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Shame sendhelp
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Death does make you closer to God
because now you don't exist either.
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"I Run A Tight Shipwreck"
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What did the cop say to his belly button?



You're under a vest.
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Where did all the blonde jokes come from?














Brunettes sitting at home on Saturday night with nothing better to do.
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How can you tell that a blonde has been using your computer?












There is white out on the screen.
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Racoon as super spreader.
Nobody is going to get this joke.
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May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition and self-appreciation be strong
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Our computers start up in the morning with a thought-provoking comment. Here are this mornings:

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes by the square of the number of participants.


If God intended us to fly, he’d make it easier to get to the airport.
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It's party time ---


How do you throw a space party?


You planet.
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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?


Because it was cultured.


(if it was peach yogurt, I'll go too!)
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Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?


They each got six months.


(hopefully they didn't steal a 2020 calendar - it wasn't worth getting six months for it!)
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97's drive-in experience sounds absolutely awful. Did no-one get out of their cars to stop the woman using the paint spray can? Did no-one call the police - damaging property is clearly an offense! I'm not sure what the local paper headline meant (they often value puns more than information these days), but I am appalled even without the suggestion of a death for the victim! Not my idea of a joke!
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