I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Three dumb blondes are walking on the beach when they find a genie bottle. One picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
"Well," says the Genie, I usually give three wishes to the person who finds me, but seeing that there are THREE of you, I can only give you one wish each.
The first dumb blonde says "I am so sick of being called a dumb blonde, and I want to be smarter".
Poof
And the first dumb blonde is now a redhead, and she is quite a lot smarter.
The second dumb blonde pops right up with "Well, I want to be SMARTER than the redhead" and there is a loud poof. And the second blonde is a lovely brunette. And she is smarter than the blonde left, and the redhead as well. With this the third dumb blonde says "Well! I am perfect HAPPY being a dumb blonde and I would like to be even dumber. I would like to be the dumbest thing ever."
There is another loud and smokey poof.
And the Redhead and Brunette look through the smoke at the third dumb blonde.......................................
who is now a man.
There! I fancy I have got myself in trouble with EVERYONE of every gender and shall put myself out for JUDGEMENT!
Amen! Jesus has his work cut out for him. Most people believe all are sinners.
Let the one who hasn’t sinned cast the first stone, right? I feel sorry for people who constantly feel the need to judge others, wagging their fingers at everyone...very sad.
Loved your joke! It was funny!
Hey, good rule of thumb! Stop reading. Always knew that you were a smart woman with tons of wisdom!
Love your sense of humor! 😊
It is the joke site. Lots of laughs! Some good, some not to everyone else’s taste.
I always stop reading as soon as the self-righteous say "You SHOULD................"
This is the joke thread right?
Just checking.🤔
Apparently I am not allowed to have my opinion.
When someone posts scriptures and then post something like that, I think it is a shame.
because now you don't exist either.
Totally second your comment! No harm done and Send should certainly feel no shame.
It’s great to share humor. Everyone is allowed have their own taste. Less judgement on little things is needed.
Your remark was refreshing to read, Gershun 😊.
The librarian says, "Sure, what Volume would you like?"
Can you believe that - 2.30 in the morning?!!!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes
And this too:
paradoxical
incongruous
odd
strange
weird
peculiar
🤣🙃😓🍌🙊🙉🙈
because now you don't exist either.
You're under a vest.
Brunettes sitting at home on Saturday night with nothing better to do.
There is white out on the screen.
Nobody is going to get this joke.
The intelligence of any discussion diminishes by the square of the number of participants.
If God intended us to fly, he’d make it easier to get to the airport.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet.
Because it was cultured.
(if it was peach yogurt, I'll go too!)
They each got six months.
(hopefully they didn't steal a 2020 calendar - it wasn't worth getting six months for it!)