I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
😉 A caregiver gets held up at gunpoint by a mugger who says, "Your money or your life!"
The caregiver says, "Is there a third thing? I don't have either of those."
A receding hairline.
Sole.
🐄 What kind of music do cows listen to? 🐄
Pastoral.
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap
A man goes up to a woman sitting at a desk. There’s a trash can next to her.
Man: I would like to file a complaint.
Woman: Submit it here.
(she points at the trash can)
Man: (shocked)
You don’t even hide that it’s a trash can?!
Woman: We pride ourselves on our transparency.
Man: (upset; submits his written complaint into the trash can.)
Woman: Please accept our sincerest apology.
69 days till Xmas.
Be naughty, save Santa the trip.
I have strategically placed chocolate in various locations.
I’m not saying I hate you.
But, I do catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.
You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words
“Hey everyone watch this!”
and a lot of them are really good at it.
He seemed irritated when I answered: “Kindergarten”.
I opened the door and pushed him out.
Lifeguard noticed. Blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
I put the red dot on his chest and the cat did the rest…
I overthink myself into a coma.
curiosity killed the cat.
I say…
at least the cat died knowing.
I can’t tell if it’s killing me
or it’s making me stronger.
When you can finally give your dog the backyard it deserves.
🙂🙂🌼🌼🙂🙂
(bundle of joy currently experiencing this)