I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Turns out I will tell an entire fully detailed story.
The day your diet starts.
Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
🥰 Soulmate (noun)
Someone who does the same weird things you do.
Something we all have but don’t use very often.
Mandarin!
I hardly ever fall out now.
"First wish," the stoner grins, "let's smoke a joint." They do.
Then, "Second wish, let's smoke another." They do.
For the third wish, he says, "Let's smoke one more."
The genie, looking concerned, says, "Are you sure? You have only one wish left."
"Yeah, man, I'm sure," the stoner replies. They smoke, and the genie goes back in the bottle.
A little while later, the genie comes out of the bottle and says, "Alright, what's your fourth wish?"
I would walk across legos for you.
Lick the bowl.
Now he’s aware wolf.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Ask people questions that give them an opportunity to talk about themselves:
What the h*ll is wrong with you?
What if I'm too awesome?
I would turn my phone off.
Dear Diary,
Sorry to bother you again...
I wish I were full of tacos 🌮 instead of emotions.
Clearly not one to turn down a taco.
it’s time to leave the young girls alone and get a woman who understands the first signs of stroke.
There are people out there dating your ex.
☹️ Then everything bothered me.
🙂 And that brings us up to date.