I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I do agree that you are right to the extent that it's only when I am wrong.
"Let's just agree that I'm right."
"UNSTOPPABLE
if only I could get started."
🙂
"The only thing I don't like about you
is that constant
inhaling & exhaling habit you have."
“About 4 minutes into my run, I decided I want to work on my personality instead.”
"The most stable thing in my life is
my breakfast routine."
Who do I have to thank for this miracle of biology that allows us to wake up to reality after we age more and estrogen declines?
Nothing, it just stairs.
A. Velcrows
“…when he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.”
"I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to another woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life."
The 99 problems, 693 in dog problems. LOL!!! Thank-you for giving me a laugh and pretty much describing the last month of my life LOL
You are awesome.
I've got 99 problems
but that’s 693 in dog problems!!
My life is an open book, but it’s very poorly written and I die in the end.
“You will understand when you’re older.”
I’m now older and I still don’t understand a thing.
Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.
"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
❤️🙂
"The older I get
the more I understand why
roosters scream to start their day."
“Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
"What doesn't kill you
slowly makes you
weaker until you die."
“TEIAM — problem solved.”
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat...
The government hates competition.
When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.
Am I getting older
or is the supermarket playing great music?
A very unhappy, elderly person at the doctor's office.
Doctor:
Remember those extra 20 years you added to your life through clean, healthy living? - Well, these are them.
How to keep up with laundry:
1. You can't
2. Find a new dream
"A dog walking away from the owner, unhappily. The dog says to himself:
It's always good dog, never great dog."
"If you're feeling a sudden calm,
it's because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic
on a grassy hill.
You're welcome."