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In retrospect, that was stupid.
--The working title of my memoir.
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"Be good to your spouse,
remember right now they could poison you
and it would be counted as a covid death."
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Grunt, creak, groan, crack, crik, wheeze, snuck, ugh, pop, snap, oof, sigh, crack.

(The soundtrack of aging.)
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BOJ, rotflmao!
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I just read the top 100 things to do before you die
and was surprised that
YELL FOR HELP
wasn't one of them.
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“What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.”

As an actual amputee, right leg, below knee, I can confirm that I am not as strong or mobile as I was with two normal legs.
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Scientists discovered that spiders can hear us up to 7 meters away. They hear us through the hair on their legs.

Scientists also discovered that the most common sentence spiders hear before they die, is:

”Darling, get my shoe.”
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little joke for today:
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“Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and sense of humour, I think it’s my modesty that stands out.”
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Happy summer, Bundle!
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Happy summer to you BOJ!

Busy is good.
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stand-up (man) comedian on stage:

So I went on holiday. I was at the beach. I took off my shirt and a very attractive woman walked by.

She said:
You must work out.

I said (blushing):
Thanks!!

She said:
No, you MUST work out.
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ITRR, i’m suddenly back!!
was busy.
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i’ll still be busy a while.

happy summer everyone!!
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Wide is meant to read "wife".
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Wide asks: If a tiger attacks your mother and your wife at the same time, who do you save?
Husband answers: Of course the tiger, very few are left now.

The husband is in ICU.
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Just remember...
Your Meemaw had a faster car.
shorter shorts,
and a wilder past than you'll ever know.
~~Respect your elders~~
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She said she missed me. I was there all along!
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Hulk Hogan died. Wrestle with that!
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BOJ, oh where art thou? :-)
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Just take whatever it is and show love always show love no matter what.I rescued my 94 yr old dad 2 times while he was in the restroom.Itwasnt easy I was an emergency rescue...
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Hey BOJ , I'm missing your jokes? Hope everything is well.
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Research grant application:

“My project is simply this. I want to find out, once and for all, whether there’s any truth in the belief that money can’t buy happiness.”
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If you’ve lost your appetite today, I think I have it.
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“Told you so.”

Sincerely,

Your intuition
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stand-up comedian on stage:

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Comedy is going well! I recently left my job to do comedy. I have to be back tomorrow at 9.
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I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.
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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie
is all the walking I’d have to do.
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I’m angry, but not homicidal.
This is progress.
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She said she missed me.
Normally that would be good, but she’s reloading.
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I am confused how a cemetery can raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living.
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Your opinion wasn’t in my recipe.
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