I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Please send me the link.
It’s illegal to stab people for being stupid.
I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows.
Big difference.
Do not duck with me.
what.
the.
actual.
duck…
1. Get ducks
2. Put them in a row
3. Keep them there
Maybe swearing will help.
Brace yourselves
stress and indecision is upon us.
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?'" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy!"
is where hope goes to die.
My problem is that I have REALLY FANTASTIC
bad ideas.
An animal that grows the fastest between the time it’s caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
is really just a term for the refusal to look on the bright side.
When you see your food coming in a restaurant and then it turns out not to be yours.