I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
The only members of your family you actually like.
They don’t actually shop, they just walk around touching clothes, saying, “This is cute.”
Usually appears on your face when you have an important date.
The only time I have the urge to get my life together.
When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
There’s a 95% chance that food will drop on it.
The only men who will love you for your brain.
A substance in your body that will love you and stay with you forever. Even though you don’t love it back.
Life’s way of firing you.
The biggest cause of our unhappiness.
It’s definitely personal.
The message you wanted to see the most.
The most sacred, serious vow anyone can swear to. If broken, you must suffer some serious consequences.
Obviously something, just keep asking.
A party, but I’m the piñata.
4 wolves and 1 lamb voting on lunch.
1. PNEIS
2. BUTTSXE
Did you get "spine" and "subtext", like me?
😇 bundle of joy
I'll be overthinking things over here.
1. People who think I'm awesome.
2. People who are dead to me.
I do not have ducks.
I do not have a row.
I have squirrels, and they're at a rave.
--- bundle of joy
the more I realize why Noah only let animals board the ark.
when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.