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😉 I'm so clumsy...Sometimes I embarrass myself in front of myself.
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🙂 Hang on a minute,
let me overcomplicate this.
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Have the courage
to achieve nothing.
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🙂 Non-practicing
intellectual
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If I tell you I’m 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem.
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I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.
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🙂 You look like I need a drink.
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🙂 I don’t always walk around my house in socks
but when I do, I find the only wet spot on the kitchen floor.
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You want to know what it’s like having a fourth kid?
Imagine drowning then someone hands you a baby.
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Don’t you think if I were wrong I’d know it?
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Hey tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up.
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🙂 I don’t always have a valid argument
but when I do, it’s later that day, in the shower.
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Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die.
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🙂 I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
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🙂🙂 The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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🙂🙂 My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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🙂🙂 If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
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If nobody spoke unless they had something to say, the human race would very soon lose the use of speech.
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
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"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation."

🙂 bundle of joy
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🙂🙂 My apathy is at an all time
whatever.
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James Bond has grey hair in his latest film.
“No Time to Dye”
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I hate this snow!!
Wait…I love this snow!!

—signed, Bi-Polar Bear
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Taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction. I’m not out of the woods yet.
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“Habits are like sheep tracks” – my mother’s joke, and I’m not even sure if she really got it.

Sheep have an eye on each side of their head, so no binocular vision and they can’t look straight ahead. The sheep track has a bend even few yards so that they can see a bit more of the world.

Perhaps that’s what the site does – it gives a different view that lets you see more of the world.
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What makes us human?

Selecting all images
with traffic lights.
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To quote Hamlet Act 3 scene 3 line 92,
"no"
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🙂🙂 The only reason people get lost in thought
is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Things are getting worse.
Please send more
CHOCOLATE.
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Chocolate (noun)

A delicious cure for a bad day.
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