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Family (noun)

The other humans you sometimes talk to when the wifi is down.
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🥰 You’re weird, I’ll keep you.
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😉 I want to go where the people aren’t.
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😉 I want to go on eternity leave.
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🙂 I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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😊 I work hard so my cat can have a better life.
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😉 Go away, so we can talk about you.
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😊 We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
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With all we go through as caregivers, day in day out, we all deserve a standing OVA-tion!
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😎 What do you call a vegetable that’s only sort of cool?
Rad-ish
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🍉 You’re one in a melon.
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🍳🍳 So how is this eggsperiment going?
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😉 I’m not a trophy wife. I’m the wife that will help you get the trophy.
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😉 Whatever a trophy wife is, I’m pretty sure I’m the opposite.
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🙂🥚 Sometimes you just gotta lead by eggsample.
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🙂 One bird can't make a pun.
But toucan.
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Trophy to Anabanana for creativity!
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This idea you've hatched up had batter not be a yolk. Starting a business can be quite eggspencive; all the time and money you have to shell out may just leave you fried. I hope you beat the competition! The level is eggstreme!
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🥚🥚 Eggs to meet you!
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😊🍳🍳 I see there are a lot of eggsperts here!
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😊🥚🥚 I don’t believe in your puns, I am such an eggnostic.
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😊🍳🍳 I’m so ova this.
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I will mention your eggcentric humour in your oology.
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Groan! Where did you poach these puns?
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Give me your best egg puns!!
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Sorry, but I myself have no eggsamples to contribute.

One really shouldn’t egg someone into doing puns.

In fact, I don't do well in pun contests. I crack under pressure.

I don’t crack egg yolks. That’s eggxactly my point!

Egg puns are too eggscruciating for me to feel comfortable saying.

I think I’ve got a winner, so omelette everyone else go first.

Eggcuse me, but do you think I was yolking?

I’ve noticed that people are always trying eggstra hard to crack a bad yolk.

We should all come out of our shells and have more confidence in our puns.
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Have a cup of positivitea. 🫖
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☕️ May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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🤓 You were my cup of tea. I drink
coffee now.
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☕️ Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me.
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😊 When you're short like me, every bump on the road is a hill you can die on.
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