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😊 If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
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What do you call a bee that can’t quit talking?
Blabb-bee.
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee!
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My life has been a “rags to slightly better rags” story.
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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I think at this point I am carbohydrate. The transformation is complete.
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Next time I’m opening up to someone is my autopsy.
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“Be the bigger person.”

First of all, I’m 5’2.
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😊 Figure out who you are and do it on purpose.
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😊 I hate people. Some of the worst people are people.
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Boj,
That is no joke! Speaking truth now:

"I'm not sure if I have free time or if I forgot everything I was supposed to do."
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I'm not sure if I have free time or if I forgot everything I was supposed to do.
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The answer you're looking for is inside you, but it's wrong.
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😊 Good morning to everyone! except to people who don't gain weight when they eat whatever they want.
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😊 My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.
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😊 It's beginning to look a lot like weight gain and crippling debt.
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😊 I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.
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😊 stress relief method:
ignoring reality.
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Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family? "Let us prey."
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What does the cat say after making a joke? "Just kitten!"
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What color do kittens love the most? Purrrrple.
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What's a cat's favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
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😊😊😊 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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🤓 The plural of anecdote is not statistics.
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People need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer.
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I'm not passive aggressive, unlike — some — people.
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People say I have the legs of a dancer, but until they find the rest of the body, the cops got nothing on me.
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I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
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🙂 How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? TEN TICKLES
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Everyone says Earth is a blue planet, but why hasn't anyone tried to cheer it up?
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