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♥️ I'm so broke that Detroit is holding a relief concert for me.
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I'm so broke, bums look at me and say 'Sorry, no change...'
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I'm so broke that I

::SYSTEM FAILURE::
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I'm so broke that when people see me walking down the street wearing only one shoe they ask, "Did you lose a shoe?" And I reply, "No, I found one."
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Sorry BOJ, did you say something? I’m too broke to pay attention. Hee Hee!
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I was going to give my 2 cents on this...but ya know I'm broke.
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I'm so broke the homeless donate to me.
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I'm so broke that blind people can see how broke I am.
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I’m so broke when I rob a bank they let me have some money.
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I’m so broke that when my friends come over and ask to use the bathroom, I say, “Pick a corner.”
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I’m so broke my dog ran away to live with the guy holding a cardboard sign in the middle of traffic.
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I'm so broke I had to post this joke from the library.

If you have a question, I won't be able to respond till 8:30 in the morning.
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I am so broke that ducks throw bread at me.
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All I’m saying
is I’ve never
seen my ex and
Satan in the
same room.
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"Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid."
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“I lived with a girl for a few weeks. It was nice until she found out I was there.”
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My girlfriend says that I’m afraid of commitment… well she’s not my girlfriend… more a wife.
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My teacher said I’d do much better at school if I stopped flirting… I immediately got off his lap.
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I’m not much of a storyteller… interesting how that all started…
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When I was at school I was great at history… oh wait, no I wasn’t.
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There’s a fine line between hyphenated words…
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"I’m in a relationship at the moment. Sorry girls... it’s going to have to be your place."
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"I think animal testing is a terrible idea - they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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“Regarding my family, I’m the youngest of three; my parents are both older.”
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97yroldmom, hug!! 🌸🌸
actually, i’m going away again. i’ll return.
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Bundleofjoy
I read your jokes a couple of days ago and thought …. Bundle needs new material.
I read today and laughed over some until I had tears in my eyes.
‘I’m not sure which one of us is doing better but I’m glad to gave you back. 🤗
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“Most harm is done
by people who are awake.”
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“I hate people who say
AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER.

Age is clearly a word.”
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My wife says, “Camping’s a tradition in my family.”

It was a tradition in everyone’s family, till we invented the house.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are more prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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