I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
It’s not my fault you thought I was normal…
That’s on you.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
A conscience is what hurts
when all your other parts feel good.
Share this
if you know someone who is alive today simply because you didn’t want to go to prison.
Good things come to those who,
book flights.
Don’t tell me what to do
unless you’re naked.
I only look up to you
because I am
short.
because one day
you get a little sleepy
and then you stay that way for the rest of your life.
There’s a nap for that.
🙂
Most people don't act stupid...it's the real thing.
Whenever I'm feeling fat, I try not to stress about it
and just keep my chins up.
SEX!!!!!!
Now that I’ve got your attention…
SMILE and have the best day possible…
❤️🙂
Today I’m drinking some positiviTEA.
☕️☕️☕️
Not to brag
but I totally
got out of bed today.
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you gotta let that mango.
I just saw two zombies on a date. And they say romance is dead.
Why aren’t koalas actually bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.
Worst thing you can do while cleaning
is to sit down "for just a minute".
9 out of 10 times when I lose something...
it's because I put it in a safe place.
I have the best taste in clothes.
I'm just too poor to prove it.
Please stop warning people
not to ingest disinfectant. We
should let this one play out.
I'm a hero!
I just rescued a pair of shoes. They were trapped in a store.
Time is precious,
waste it wisely.
Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.
I’m so sick of my problems!
I want rich people’s problems. Like where to park my yacht.
When does hibernation start?
I’d like to participate this year.
I just cleared out some space in the freezer
sounds more productive
than I just polished off a pint of ice cream.
I ate one brownie today instead of the entire pan.
Pretty sure I am a life coach now.
Nobody gets me like you get me.
There might be something wrong with you.