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“I don’t need to rephrase my question. I’m speaking English!”

Judge Judy
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"Many people don't know this
but you can read something you disagree with on the internet
and just move on with your life."
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"After a year in therapy,
my psychiatrist said to me,
'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'"
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"I took the road less travelled.
Now I don't know where the f****k I am."
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"Do you ever notice that people would rather stop speaking to you
instead of apologizing when they are wrong?"
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"I hate when you have to
BE NICE
to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
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"Note to self:
It is illegal to stab people for being stupid."
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MEN struation
MEN opause
MEN tal breakdowns

See? Most of women's problems begin with MEN.
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How to win an argument:

1. Be a woman
2. That's it
3. You win
4. Congratulations
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Have you ever had one of those days,
when you're holding a stick
and everybody looks like a piñata?
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"Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat...
The government hates competition."
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"Sometimes getting out of bed
just ruins the whole day."
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Hi,
I'm your brain. Do you hate this song? Yes?
Well, I don't care,
because I've memorized it and we'll be singing it
all day.
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"Today, 2 year-olds can unlock an iphone,
open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.
When I was that age, I was eating dirt."
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"DO NOT TOUCH"

Must be one of the scariest things to read on Braille...
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"The irony of all this is,
the internet was created to save us time."
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"That awkward moment
when you leave a shop without buying anything
and all you can think is, 'Act natural,
you're innocent.'"
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"That awkward moment
when you sneeze, and no one says bless you."
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"That awkward moment
when Microsoft Word
informs you your name is spelt wrong."
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"That awkward moment
between birth and death."
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Hyphenated.
Non-hyphenated.
The irony.
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"Make sure your worst enemy
is not living between your own two ears."
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"I don't know why everybody hates lazy people,
we didn't even do anything."
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"Congrats!!!
You've unlocked the next level of stupid."
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"Never underestimate the stupidity
of idiots."
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"I hate it when you offer someone
a sincere compliment
on their mustache
and suddenly...

She's not your friend anymore."
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"As I do more laundry,
nudists seem less crazy."
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"He said there was no spark between us anymore.
So I tasered him!!!
I'll ask him again when he wakes up."
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🤯 murphy's law...

"If you know something will go wrong
and you do everything possible to stop it from happening,
then something else will go wrong."
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"Mood:
wanna sleep for 3 years."
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