I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Still waiting for that fairytale scene
where the animals clean everything for me."
"Yeah I'm a pacifist.
I'm about to pass a fist
across his face."
"Due to the massive increase in deliveries,
FedEx and UPS have joined forces
and are now Fed-Up."
"For me, being 'chill' is getting to the airport 3 hours before take-off, so I can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there."
"I don't know how much coffee you had,
but you're at a 10,
and I'm gonna need you at a 3."
"Listen, being the family disappointment is a tough job,
but someone has to step up
and take one for the team."
"One minute you're young and cool,
maybe even a little dangerous,
and the next minute you're reading amazon reviews for birdseed."
"I'm not sure about an inner child,
but I have an inner idiot who surfaces every now and then."
"I'll get over it.
I just gotta be dramatic first."
Anxiety:
Beware.
Me:
?? Can you be more specific?
Anxiety:
:)
"What state do you live in?'"
Constant anxiety.
"Yes. I have oreos. No. You may not have any."
Dear New Year Resolutions,
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
"I don't know who needs to hear this...
but you don't need anything from Amazon today."
I am a recovering people pleaser.
(Is that OK?)
"Sleep
is for people without internet."
"Hey overthinkers, we're gonna to be OK."
"Overthinking in progress."
"Quiet.
I'm overthinking."
***hole."
"I'm all out of clever things to say."
"Hold on. I've gotta overthink about it."
"I even overthink my overthinking."
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A flat minor!
"My dog is a genius...
I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing."
"My wife says I'm too competitive.
I told her I already knew that."
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."