I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?
if you need any.
I’ve never had a problem
that I couldn’t make worse.
Sometimes my mind wanders off to a happy place where I’m allowed to punch people in the throat, and there are cute puppies and free cake.
I will not kill my co-workers.
I will not...
OK. Maybe just one.
Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly
or go blow something up.
Decisions...decisions...
My 6-month trial of 2025 is almost over,
and I would like to return it.
I am too insane to explain
and you are too normal to understand.
When does season 2 of 2025 start?
I do not like season 1.
"You can't talk butterfly language
with caterpillar people."
How to tell you're an adult:
--you gain 30 lbs overnight
--you'd rather sleep than go out
--comfort comes before style
--you have a favorite spatula
What the world really needs…
is more love and less paper work.
🙂🙂
You make miso happy.
The dentist had strong fillings for his wife.
What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.
What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newly-webs.
My wife and I often exchange opinions. I come with my own and leave with hers.
Well, what can I tell you about the groom? I've known him for about ten years, he's handsome, intelligent, witty, charismatic... sorry, wrong wedding.
🌸⭐️
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
I swore I married someone who didn’t snore. Turns out, they just held back until we signed the paperwork.
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
some I love to avoid,
and others I’d love to
punch in the face.
I love long walks
away from everyone.
"All stressed out
and no one to choke."
I just found out my neighbourhood has like 50 registered s*x offenders.
I don’t need that kind of…
competition. 🙂
I’m just kidding! It’s a joke…
I’m not registered.