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Yes, awhile back I did have my email hacked. I had to go to the police and report identity theft because someone took out a loan in my name. It was one of those overnight loans that they were able to do online. I ended up freezing my credit with all three bureaus.

Don’t open them! I never click on anything.

Identify theft is so common. The detective that worked my case told me that he had numerous officers at their desks working on these cases all day long. He said that identity theft can happen to anyone. Nothing is private online.
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NHWM.
Recall about the time you had said your email might have been hacked or spammed? And maybe you had experienced identity theft? Did I get that right, in March?

About that same time, I received multiple emails in my spam folder, saying my order went thru paypal, over $800, and others.
Today, that happened again to my emails. I did not open them.

My dH hovers the cursor over the post, and the true sender pops up without opening the email, so we are safe.

That was my question. Were you hacked back then?
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I’m trying to remember the bugs that my daughters ate on their trip to the insectarium. I think they were chocolate covered ants or beetles. Something like that.

My youngest daughter freaks out when she sees spiders.
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Eat bugs and die!
"They" call it entomophagy.
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NHWM,
I am still laughing at what you wrote.

Many of my elders and friends are actually already in the obits.
Not that it is funny, I did not mean that.

I was just wondering, if instead of checking in with my doctor, I should be checking the obituaries to see if I am ok.

I did have a question for you. I just cannot remember what it is. Not funny!
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Hey, I tried! LOL 😆

I love Trader Joe’s! You’re right though, the grains could be camouflaged! 🤣

My daughters ate the insects on their school field trip to the insectarium. Great source of protein! 😊
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Thanks NHWM for your contributions.
Sometimes, I start to worry about what I find funny.
You did great, but when is BOJ coming back? Lol.


This is not funny, but I might worry if it was funny:
There are grains in this trader joe's chewy granola bar. Oats, Millet, Quinoa, Amaranth, Buckwheat and dark chocolate chunks. Maybe my parakeet would enjoy it more. The millet is exactly what my bird eats!

Ever see those left-over dead bugs in some grains? I mean, how could you tell?
Just say'in.
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The sun will set 45 minutes earlier now.

There is a new house across the street.
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How many Lowe's could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's?
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.

Lucille Ball
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You’re so old that you get status updates from your friends in the obituaries.
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We’ll be friends until we are old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends.
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If only the good die young, you may live forever!
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Don’t let aging get you down, it’s hard to get back up again!
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With age comes wisdom…and hair in really weird places.
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Retirement is like one long sick day without pay.
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Retirement is what happens between doctor appointments.
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You know it’s time to retire when your coworkers are wearing clothing styles from your youth and calling it retro.
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Those are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights!
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An old Jewish man is taken ill with the flu

Wife: “Can I do anything to help?”

Man: “Yes, Call a priest.”

Wife: “A priest? But we are Jewish!”

Man: “What, I should get the rabbi sick too.”
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A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”
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A man goes to see the rabbi.

Man: “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”

Rabbi: “What’s wrong?”

Man: “My wife is poisoning me.”

Rabbi: “How can that be?”

Man: “I am certain that she is poisoning me. What should I do?”

Rabbi: “Let me talk to her, I will see what I can do and get back to you.”

The rabbi called the man a week later.

Rabbi: “Well, I spoke to your wife for three hours on the phone. Do you want my advice?”

Man: “Yes.”

Rabbi, “Take the poison!”
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My ex and I will have an amicable divorce. I know this because when I announced on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce.” He was the first one to click Like.
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“If you and I were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest…I can’t express how much I would miss you.”
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I just bought my husband a ‘get better soon’ card. He’s not sick…I just think he can be better.
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The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old for it.

Ann Bancroft
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Husband: I need space.

Wife: Join NASA
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If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.
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What should you give a man who has everything?

A wife. She tells him how everything works.
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What is the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-laws
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