I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
MAY the 4th be with you.
❤️🙂
They have a problem for every solution
"Call 911. I'm on fire."
"Damn, I hope you're good at something."
"If I let you score, will you go home?"
"Do your parents love you?"
"Even my shadow can't stay with me."
"I'll be signing autographs after the game."
"You wait while I go score."
"Don't laugh at him, you're next."
"Don't worry password,
I'm insecure too."
"How many instruments must you be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?"
"People who say 'I hate to bother you' need to learn to hate it a little bit more."
"Is it just me, or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?"
"I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!"
"Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing the wrong crap for years until the truth destroyed us."
"My wife and I are very competitive. We laugh about it, but I laugh more."
"Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to baggage claim. Then it’s like take whatever bag you want."
"I wonder what the part of my brain, that used to store telephone numbers, is doing nowadays."
"You make me a better person of interest."
“TEIAM — problem solved.”
“No matter what you’re going through, always try and help people.
Instead of saying, ‘F***k off’, ask, ‘How can I help you to f***k off?’
Be kind.”
“I wonder if you look both ways
before getting on my nerves.”
“It is what it is.
And it’s not good.”
“The worst things in your life probably haven’t happened to you yet.”
“When the going gets tough,
the tough gets tougher.”
January 1st: "THIS is my year!!!"
May 1st: "Emmmm..."
"DATING:
I can't believe we have so much in common.
MARRIAGE:
Please don't watch your stuff under my Netflix profile."
"I don't know about y'all, but I don't have any more passwords left in me."
"My wife and I have been reviewing our finances
and determined we need a sugar daddy."
"So much of being an adult
is just not clicking the 'Send' button."
"The most important thing I've learned in life,
and I can't stress this enough:
you gotta make a salad in a bigger
bowl than you think."
"Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school's lost and found section."